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Noah 7:05 Fri Jun 30
Chop chop! Gardener bled to death after slicing off his penis with a grass strimmer
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A gardener bled to death after slicing his penis off with a grass strimmer. The strimmer blade snapped and accidentally cut off the man's penis. Praditsin Chuypad, 39, was found with his trousers and legs soaked in blood at a forest park in Thailand.
The 39-year-old man's body was found in a park in Thailand. Officers discovered Praditsin's body on Wednesday, in the Isaan province of Nong Bua Lamphu.
Park manager Waen Visetsakda, 72, told Thai cops that Praditsin was hired by the forest park’s owner to clear the grassy areas.He started working on Monday and was tasked with completing the work on the day of the incident.
The strimmer blade snapped and accidentally sliced the man's penis, causing a deep wound in his groin area.
The injury affected his arteries, leading to significant blood loss and his death, Thaiger reported.
The strimmer and a broken metal cutting blade were found nearby and retrieved from the scene also covered in blood. Cops believe the blade was broken upon impact with the man's body.
They added that because the blade was meant to cut through metal - not grass - it probably made the man's injuries a lot worse.
Let the puns commence....
Must have been a Black and Pecker!
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one iron
9:50 Wed Jul 5
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fuck me boys that hurt.
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gph
11:56 Mon Jul 3
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Transitioning is traumatic.
I've just transitioned from 36" waist trousers to 38", and that was bad enough.
I'm hoping for a reversal
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gph
11:53 Mon Jul 3
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Gardening is dangerous.
Obviously, dangerous things should be left to people without penises to lose.
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arsene york-hunt
4:44 Sat Jul 1
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While the man was bleeding to death his his pronouns would have been them/they.
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zico
9:00 Fri Jun 30
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I'm sure he would have preferred Tulips around his organ.
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Jaan Kenbrovin
8:42 Fri Jun 30
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Didn’t have the right tool for the job.
Like a cheap circumcision. It’s ended up a total rip off.
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Mike Oxsaw
8:08 Fri Jun 30
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When they stick him on the bonfire, they're going to play Pink Floyd's "The Division Bell End" to send him on his way.
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VickyPkVillageIdiot
8:03 Fri Jun 30
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RIP one iron
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Noah
7:37 Fri Jun 30
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you've had a shocker there bell son...
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bell
7:29 Fri Jun 30
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Was he using a Black and Pecker?
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Mike Oxsaw
7:19 Fri Jun 30
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Seems that even in the land of the Ladyboy transitioning is not entirely risk free,
Must have (once) had balls to tackle that job in the first place.
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stewey
7:09 Fri Jun 30
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One minute it’s there resting in the boxers then BOSCH it’s gone
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